Dave's Bad Joke Emporium

I enjoy bad jokes. Even tell them, making the badness of the joke, the joke itself. and that is where Dave's Bad Joke Emporium came from.

I sent one into Clare Ashford on the BBC Radio Shropshire breakfast show. They were talking about Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) being visible in North Yorkshire. The joke was 

"I went to Iceland the other day. I could not see the Northern Lights, all I could see was frozen food :D" 

Right have you all finished groaning about how bad it is, good. I shall continue. 

The reply from Clare was, "Dave, seriously, have a word with yourself, go outside and have a word with yourself"  
I would of, but I was travelling at 50 mph and I don't think the people with me would of liked the driver jumping from the vehicle. hehe. 

 Anyway, like they said later in the show. I was keeping up Bad Joke Quoter as the other presenter Eric Smith (usual bad joke teller for show) is on Holiday. 

So sometime, they will be an escapee of the emporium on here, but don't worry, you may be warned. 

Till next time Dear Reader, Stay Safe.